Remembering just how bad

I was with an Etch-A-Sketch thanks to this iPad app.  (called Telecran – available for free on the app store)

And in case you haven’t seen ‘the memo’, I’ve included it here.

Memo To All Staff from Tech Support:

It has been determined that there is no longer any need for network or software applications support. The goal is to Remove all computers from the desktop by March 31, 2011

Instead everyone will be provided with an Etch-A-Sketch. There are many sound reasons for doing this:

• No Operating System problems
• No technical glitches keeping work from being don
• No more wasted time reading and writing e-mails, and surfing the Internet

Frequently Asked Questions for Etch-A-Sketch Technical Support:

Q: My Etch-A-Sketch has all of these funny little lines all over the screen.
A: Pick it up ! and shake it

Q. How do I turn my Etch-A-Sketch off?
A: Pick it up and shake it.

Q. What’s the shortcut for Undo?
A: Pick it up and shake it.

Q. How do I create a New Document window?
A. Pick it up and shake it.

Q. How do I set the background and foreground to the same colour?
A. Pick it up and shake it.

Q. What is the proper procedure for rebooting my Etch-A-Sketch
A: Pick it up and shake it.

Q. How do I delete a document on my Etch-A-Sketch?
A: Pick it up and shake it.

Q. How do I save my Etch-A-Sketch document?
A: Don’t shake it.

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