This is the average level of service I get from Vodafone throughout my flat.

If I want to make sure I receive all my text messages I need to leave the phone on a window sill, if I want to make a call I need to hang out of a first floor open window.

Or do I?

You see the other night I shut my phone in my bedside drawer so it wouldn’t disturb me.

When I opened the drawer, this is what I saw….

It would appear that trying not to be disturbed by my phone is *exactly* what I need to do to ensure I am contactable.

Srsly?!